Order stamped, freedom awaits (apparently).
But the honest truth? You don't feel free, the fresh start everyone promised hasn't happened and most frustrating of all, your ex is still living rent free in your head.
Lifequake Launchpad
You survived, you didn’t spiral. You held it together for the kids, the work calls, the friends who “admire your strength”.
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You’re no longer in chaos.
You’re somewhere worse, the deadening in-between:
Too far from the breakdown to fall apart
Too far from the breakthrough to feel inspired
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You built the new life. The house. The structure. The solo parenting routine. But beneath it all? A quiet question simmers, "Is this it?"
If you feel like you’ve survived everything but still haven’t landed in your own life, this is where we begin.
Are you legally divorced but emotionally stuck? Are you going through the motions, living on the outside but feeling disconnected and unsettled on the inside? Are you ready to write the mother of all comebacks, reclaim your confidence and take charge of your future without spending years in therapy?
Lifequake Launchpad
You blame yourself, you blame him, you blame the divorce. That's what you think has caused this but the real problem is that your instincts have been muted. And you miss yourself.
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You’re not haunted by him. You’re haunted by the parts of yourself you silenced to keep everything running.
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You traded instinct for order. Desire for responsibility. And now? Even in the quiet, you can’t hear yourself. Your life is full of silent saboteurs, dressed up as "shoulds" that feel safe and acceptable but they are the very thing keeping you stationery.
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Your calendar is colour coded and full, but of logistics and not enough living.
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You're trying journaling but it just loops, too many thoughts, not enough traction.
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You answer "I'm good, just busy", when really your inner voice is both screaming something different and unsure what that is.
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You and everyone tells you "You just need time, time heals everything".
You keep looking for answers in books, quotes, even other people’s timelines. But what if the blueprint isn’t out there? What if it’s in you, just buried under years of emotional efficiency and elegant coping? It's time to get her back.
You see, the divorce paperwork ended the relationship but you're still tethered to a self who adapted, accommodated, buffered and prioritised others. On a cellular level you're still clinging to your "old future", it haunts your decisions, your self image, your calendar. It isn't him or the end of the relationship that's keeping you stuck, it's the inner script that you haven't yet rewritten.
It's time to divorce the story as well as the relationship. Because the real liberation isn't legal, it's emotional authorship, where you get to say "That story no longer gets to tell me who I am".​
How Do I Know All This?
Because I still remember clawing my way to the finish line of my divorce, expecting life to be miraculously different once I got there.
I did paint a wall in my house canary yellow on the day I got my decree absolute, it felt fun and freeing in the moment but it didn't last.
I didn't feel free AT ALL.
I felt exhausted, I was so drained from the divorce itself that I was totally unprepared for life beyond it. My post divorce world was beginning to feel like a life sentence with no get out of jail free card.
I just kept going, life took over, my kids lives defined my life, work was a constant and years went by before I realised I was so done with the D word being both defining and dominant.
Be honest, can you see yourself in any of this?​
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You thought the paperwork would bring peace. Instead, it just made the silence louder.
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You keep going over conversations in your head, like closure is a script you just haven’t nailed yet.
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You’re not angry all the time, just…triggered by things you thought you were over.
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Your ex isn’t the point anymore. But he still shows up, in your thoughts, your tone, your sleep.
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Even tiny decisions feel loaded. What to wear. What to eat. What to want.
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You eat dinner standing up, not because you're rushed, but because sitting down feels…lonely.
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You want to believe that this “new life” could feel good but right now, it mostly feels flat.
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You used to know what you liked. Now you just manage the logistics.
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You keep hoping time will do the heavy lifting. But it’s been months…and you’re still here.
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You keep wondering when it will start to feel like your life, not just the version that keeps everyone else afloat.
It's time to grab that bold, beautiful and limitless future of yours by the horns.
Are you ready to embrace the uncomfortable? To shed the skins of the past and start taking up space?
Lifequake Launchpad is for you if:
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You’re technically “on the other side” of divorce but still feel emotionally tethered to a version of you that no longer fits.
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You’re open to shifting how you see yourself, your past and what’s possible even if that thought terrifies you a little.
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You’re not here for surface glow-ups. You want slow-burning, sustainable change that feels like coming home.
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You want to make decisions from your future self as opposed to past pain.
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You’re okay with being uncomfortable as long as it’s truthful. Ugly crying welcomed. Emotional limbo? Not so much.
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You need real talk and results, not another 'just raise your vibration' spiel.
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You’re not afraid of hard work but you’re done doing it in isolation. You want someone in your corner who sees the whole you, calls you forward and doesn’t flinch.
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You’re finally ready to stop asking “Is this it?” and start building a life that finally feels like yours.
Lifequake Launchpad isn't for you if:
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You’re looking for therapy, this isn’t a space to unpack trauma. It’s where we build what comes after.
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You’re still waiting for your ex to change so you can finally move on (hard truth, this isn’t about them anymore).
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You want someone else to give you the answers as you're not ready to trust your own.
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You’re hoping clarity will arrive without you having to do anything uncomfortable.
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You treat investing in yourself like a luxury, not a turning point.
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You think rediscovering your identity is indulgent (it’s actually how you get your life back).
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You’d rather stay in the story of how hard it’s been, than imagine a future that actually excites you.
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You want change but only if it’s neat, fast and guarantees no emotional mess.
Lifequake Launchpad is the ULTIMATE post-divorce power move
What if you were to imagine a
life where:
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You divorced the story as well as the relationship, his name, his life, his decisions no longer write your emotional weather.
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You're building a future from your own voice, not a to-do list, not a timeline, not a “should”.
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You're starting to make moves that match your worth, in conversations, in money, in love, in how you take up space.
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You've returned to your body, your rhythm, your wants, with zero apology and full clarity
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You're comfortable saying “no” to a last-minute school bake sale and not explaining why, just trusting that your 'no' is enough.
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You have friends over for dinner and don't apologise for paper napkins, serving cheese on a chopping board or them pouring their own wine.
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You've worn the same outfit three days in a row, because you love it, it’s clean and folding more laundry isn’t the hill you're dying on this week.
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You leave the dishes overnight - not as rebellion, but because you’re finally allowed to rest before everything’s done.
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You delete the meditation app you never liked and realise that walking with music IS your mindfulness.
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You leave a WhatsApp group without a flurry of emojis or an “it’s not you, it’s me” explanation. Just leaving. Quietly. Fully.
Sounds too good to be true? Trust me, this and more are entirely possible, it's time to believe in yourself and invest in your future.
Let's talk about what's included in the programme:
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Complimentary Discovery Call – A no pressure call to sense if this is your next right step. Not a pitch, just real connection.
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The Lifequake Launchpad Workbook – Your personal blueprint for reinvention. Packed with powerful exercises, to help you hear yourself again and map what’s next without spiralling. RRP £100
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6 x 1 Hour Coaching Calls (Fortnightly) – Future focused sessions that help you unhook from the old story and make real moves forward. RRP £1200
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Empowering Action Plans – No more spinning your wheels. Clear next steps after every session, zero guesswork, zero overwhelm. £120
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WhatsApp Support (Monday – Friday) – Because your breakthroughs won’t always happen on schedule. When the wobble hits or the wins need witnessing. RRP £900
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Audio Affirmations – Voice led reminders of who you are now. For the car, the walk, the “I don’t know what I’m doing” days. £100
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Tapping Scripts – Quick EFT tools to help you shift stuck emotion — without overthinking it. £100​
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Total Value (RRP) £2,520
Your investment
£1500
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Pay in full and save 10%
3 & 4 month payment plans available
You didn’t come this far to stay in emotional limbo.
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You left the marriage. Now it’s time to leave the version of you that survived it.
You're not starting over, you're starting from experience and it's time to start living like this life is actually yours.
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A little bit about me
Hi, I’m Fiona, a divorce coach and the founder of Neom Divorce Coaching. Neom is everything I wish I’d had when navigating my very difficult and acrimonious divorce 8 years ago. Practical & emotional, empathetic support to help you get your sh*t together, whether you're trying to get your head around what's happening so you feel prepared or through the other side but still feeling stuck.
Lifequake Launchpad is everything I've done, in a far more concise, considered and conscious format, to heal, reclaim and transform my life into what it is today, totally unrecognisable and 100 % improved than my Plan A.
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I am now a happily married mum of 2 and bonus mum of 1, we are outnumbered by our pets and live a joyful and chaotic life. A big lover of food, wine, swearing, sunsets and travel and a believer that as we only get one life, it had better be bloody great.
